(Source: thejory)

salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING
zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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antoniocesaros:

bruh

antoniocesaros:

bruh

annie-leonhardt:

get in the fucking ball pit shinji

annie-leonhardt:

get in the fucking ball pit shinji

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
ok mom I think I got it

ok mom I think I got it

homo-fallen-angel:

trenchcoatandimpala:

stravaganza:

rawr-says-taco:

yourlifesnolongerempty:

GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY  LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING  AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…” REALLY QUIETLY IN SURPRISE AND THEN THE GUY SMILED AND SAT THE PIZZA DOWN AND HUGGED ME FOR A LONG TIME THEN SAID “Sammy man it’s good to see you.” wHAT

So Dean was the pizzaman

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

This got better

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(Source: seductivecas)

Based on the very beautiful Lacuna by colouredink

(Source: ughholmesandwatson)